- Me: procrastinating on tumblr
- My parents: can you please-
- Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired
- dumbledore: slytherin wins the house cup.
- slytherin: WOO! VICTORY!
- dumbledore: haha wait I forgot, 100 points to harry potter for breathing.
